rrremail - Your Email Autopilot

Introducing rrremail

The first fully automated email answering system that uses your sent box to automatically answer your emails. rrremail: reduce. reuse. remail.

No more slogging through your inbox, rrremail’s speech and cadence pattern-matching algorithms create replies that sound like they were penned by you. No one will ever suspect that you stopped checking your email six months ago.

You don’t have to carry around the ol’ ball and inbox any longer. Set yourself free with rrremail.

How It Works

Our patented algorithm processes your sent mail looking for language, word usage and cadence. It then builds a byte print™ that’s unique to you, and uses it to respond to everyone who has sent you an email.

Dear Banana Lady,
When I see you at the grocery store my heart goes all a flutter and my palms start sweating, and I can barely control the shake of my hands as I pick up a pack of your bananas. Your face shines up at me from that little sticker and I know that I can be a better man. I may have had a recent altercation with the grocery store manager over the legality of payment options I’ve provided, but just because I’ve been kicked out of the grocery store doesn’t mean I don’t love you. One day I’ll come back for you. One day…
Sincerely,
Jim Simmons

First, we identify common words, phrases, and sentence structure from your previously sent emails

Next our patented WTF™(What’s the Topic Finder) algorithm figures out the topic and substance of each email you receive.

Dear Son,
Your laundry’s finished. Next time come in and see us instead of dropping it off with a note while we’re home. I don’t think this behavior will help in the girlfriend department. I hope to see you soon.
Love,
Mom

Then it builds a perfect, new email response from words, phrases, and concepts you, yourself, have used.

What Up The Mom,
Get often my back, you must. I am not to be having the babies. That is woman’s ability. Once settle down I do, grand piano babies there will be. Have fun on vacation your to post office. Laundry Thanks.
Hugs and Smell Goods,
Son

No frustrating, complicated settings. It’s all done automatically and it sounds exactly like you!

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Samples

You’ve already seen the natural language replies rrremail can build for its regular cases, now take a look at some real replies from real customers.

Dear Sir/Madam,
We happy announce to you the draw of United Kingdom Lottery Award Internationals program. Yours address of email be attached to the ticket of winning for the lottery of United Kingdom Lottery Award Internationals in the second category. You hereby have been approved lump sum pay of £314,159.26 (THREE HUNDRED FOURTEEN THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-NINE BRITISH POUNDS AND TWENTY-SIX PENCE). For to be eating of pie or crumb cake or whatever. Please reply with bank account to wire lottery winning to.
Sincerely,
UK Lottery Award Internationals Administrator

Dear U.K. Lottery Award Internationals,
Wow! I always did be knowing that lucky mine email was. Please find my account for bank info and security social number attached. Looking forward to spending British Pounds and eating pie.
Sincerely,
Todd Bright

Yo Dawg,
You wanna catch the game at my place? Johnny’s bringin’ the wings and you know I’ve got the flat screen and we’ll be straight chillin’
-Bob

What’s the happenstance, skillet of my home?
I woulds be liking to keep it very real in sport viewership with you, but mine aunt was struck by Tropic of Cancer and I must goens be with her. Next time we shall surely chill like villains together.
Sincerely,
Charles “the dawg” Parsons

Hi Jim,
I had a really great time with you on Friday night. The movie stunk, but that didn’t seem to matter while I was with you. Are you free for a round 2?
Sincerely,
Veronica

Hi Veronica,
I’m sorry. I only have eyes for the Banana Lady.
Sincerely,
Jim Simmons